
Modern Evangelicalism and Painted Elephants
What you see in the picture is not the result of a drunk playing with Photo Shop. Those really are painted elephants--painted to look like pandas.
In an effort to woo the Thai people back to their love for the country's Pachyderm ambassadors, the government decided to paint a group of elephants in the color scheme of the Panda, and then march the behemoths in front of school children. According to a published report, the Thai people have gone "Panda Crazy."
My friend, Phil Johnson, posted the enormously ridiculous article on Twitter and stated the obvious. "There's a sermon illustration here somewhere." I don't know what Phil had in mind; but this was my first thought.
While I understand that every analogy breaks down somewhere, seeing those painted elephants reminded me of the state of modern evangelicalism, particularly in the United States. Modern evangelicalism desperately wants the world's attention--not to win the lost to Christ, but to win a popularity contest in which the church is competing with the rest of the world.
The best evidence that this is the case is the way the church continues to paint and model itself after the world. Instead of looking like the Bride of Christ, the church tries to look like the rest of the world.
If the Thai government wanted the Thai people to appreciate elephants, then what they should have done is extol the real value, beauty, and majesty of elephants. By painting the elephants to look like pandas, the government likely only succeeded in causing the people to think even more about pandas. Over time, the people could wind up liking the panda paint scheme so much that they might end up looking upon a natural elephant with disdain, displeasure, and boredom.
The seeker, emergent, and liberal branches of modern evangelicalism are like the Thai government. In their effort to court the world; in their effort to make friends with the world, they have painted Christianity to look like something it's not. The result: "churches" that look as ridiculous as a painted elephant.
Pastors dressing like an American Idol or Fonzie in an attempt to show people how cool and relevant they are; pastors bringing their motorcycles and beds on stage (the area formerly known as a pulpit where pastors used to preach the Word); pastors sharing talks (not sermons) about sex, drugs, rock-n-roll--it all might be entertaining to lost people. But it's a ridiculous and false representation of the Church.
The Bride of Christ--the true Church--is beautiful. Yes, at present, she is imperfect. But she is beautiful. To paint the Church to look like the world is to cover the Church's real beauty--and that real beauty is Christ. To co-mingle the blood Christ shed for His Church with the paint scheme of a fallen, sin-stained world is no different than Pilate's blasphemous profaning of the altar when he co-mingled the blood of a group of murdered Galileans with the blood of their sacrifices.
Modern evangelicalism and painted elephants: sadly, in many ways, they are too much alike.
I wonder how ridiculous it is to the Creator when sinful creatures paint a perfectly created elephant to look like a panda. And I wonder how angry Christ is when sinners paint His Church to look like a harlot. I wonder.
You adulterous people! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God. ~ James 4:4


